Archive for July, 2010
Things you do not want to find in your bathroom sink when you wash your hands at midnight…
A small, see-through gecko climbing the sink walls, trying to attack you. Seeing lizard guts through see-through lizard skin. In your sink. Where you brush your teeth.
No, he was not selling car insurance.
No, he did not speak with a British accent.
Yes, he did take a trip down the drain.
Yes, I feel bad. Sort of. Not really. Maybe…
That is all.